Have you ever glanced across the office and caught a colleague acting… unusually mysterious? Maybe they have a knack for strategic thinking, or perhaps they seem just a little too secretive about their weekend plans. Before you shrug it off, there’s a real possibility that your coworker might be a Romulan! Of course, this is all in good fun, but if you’ve been suspicious, here are 10 telltale signs to confirm if your office mate is secretly from the Romulan Star Empire.
1. They Excel at Office Politics
Romulans are known for their political maneuvering, and if your coworker navigates office politics with ease—building alliances, keeping tabs on everyone’s movements, and always coming out on top—this could be a dead giveaway. They’re not just advancing their career; they’re playing a long game of intergalactic chess.
2. They’re Unusually Secretive
Does your colleague have a locked desk drawer or are they always deleting their emails when you walk by? Romulans are notorious for their secrecy. If they avoid sharing personal details, deflect questions about what they do outside of work, or keep their social media profile blank, you might be dealing with someone from the Tal Shiar, the Romulan secret service.
3. They Seem Overly Logical—But with an Edge
Sure, they might look Vulcan at first glance, with their logical approach to problem-solving, but Romulans have a certain sharpness to their logic. If your coworker is ruthlessly efficient, making cold, calculated decisions that benefit themselves more than the team, you could be looking at a Romulan in disguise. Beware!
4. They Always Know What You’re Doing
Have you ever wondered how your coworker knows exactly when you’re taking a break or leaving early? Romulans are experts at intelligence gathering, so if your colleague always seems to be one step ahead, knowing things they shouldn’t, they might have a cloaked ship hovering nearby. Or at least, they’re keeping a closer eye on you than you’d like.
5. They Have a Mysterious “Exchange” Background
Perhaps your coworker claims to be part of an international exchange program or insists they’ve “transferred” from a company you’ve never heard of. Romulans are masters of espionage, so this background story could be a cover for their true mission: observing humans from the inside.
6. Their Wardrobe is Too Well-Coordinated
Romulans love their uniforms—especially those with sharp lines, dark colors, and a certain intimidating flair. If your coworker always shows up in perfectly tailored outfits with a vaguely military aesthetic, they could be channeling their inner Romulan commander. Bonus points if they only wear green and black!
7. They’re Always Strategizing
Romulans think five steps ahead of everyone else, and that includes boardroom strategies. If your coworker seems to have a plan for every possible outcome, including backup plans for their backup plans, and never appears rattled in high-pressure situations, it might be because they’ve been trained in Romulan tactics.
8. They Disappear for Extended Periods
Romulans are masters of stealth. If your coworker vanishes for hours, days, or even weeks with no clear explanation, this could be a sign of a secret Romulan mission. When they return, they might casually explain it as “working remotely” or “off-site meetings,” but we know the truth: they’ve been dealing with an intergalactic conflict.
9. They’re Too Good at Office Conflicts
Does your coworker seem to effortlessly stir up tension between others, then quietly step back and let the chaos unfold? Romulans thrive on creating divisions while keeping themselves above the fray. If your office suddenly has an outbreak of rivalries, cliques, or secretive discussions, check if your Romulan coworker has been quietly pulling the strings.
10. They Seem to Know Too Much About Star Trek
Perhaps the most obvious sign: if your coworker knows way more about Star Trek than the average fan, especially Romulan history, technology, and culture, they might be more than just a fan. If they offer unsolicited advice on how the Federation should handle Romulan negotiations or casually drop references to Romulan cloaking devices, take note!
Now, What Do You Do About It?
So, you’ve noticed the signs, and you’re almost convinced that your coworker might be Romulan. The good news? Romulans have a deep appreciation for strategy, intrigue, and adventure—making them perfect candidates for Star Trek Adventures RPG!
Instead of confronting them about their secret identity (which, let’s face it, could get awkward), why not invite them to join your next gaming session? You can work together, either as allies or rivals, to explore the universe in a way that matches their strategic nature. Plus, if they’re really Romulan, they’ll love the opportunity to showcase their tactical brilliance in-game.
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