Roll a D20 to determine which activity you’ll enjoy on your date with a Borg!

Please note that the addition of “and then get assimilated” in each sentence adds a humorous twist to the activities, and it’s not meant to be taken seriously.

  1. Holodeck Adventure: Embark on a holodeck adventure, allowing your Borg date to experience diverse simulations, and then get assimilated.
  2. Technical Workshop: Collaborate on a technical project or repair task, tapping into the Borg’s knowledge, and then get assimilated.
  3. Mindful Meditation: Practice meditation together to explore the human side of your Borg date, and then get assimilated.
  4. Cultural Exchange: Share your culture’s traditions and learn about the Borg’s unique collective culture, and then get assimilated.
  5. Visit an Art Gallery: Attend an art gallery and discuss artistic interpretations of the Borg, and then get assimilated.
  6. Hike in Nature: Take a peaceful hike through natural landscapes, away from technology, and then get assimilated.
  7. Attend a Science Lecture: Explore the latest scientific discoveries or theories together, and then get assimilated.
  8. Stroll in a Garden: Enjoy a serene walk through a garden, appreciating the beauty of nature, and then get assimilated.
  9. Holodeck Dance: Dance to different styles of music in a holodeck-created dance environment, and then get assimilated.
  10. Taste Exotic Cuisine: Sample various exotic cuisines and flavors from different cultures, and then get assimilated.
  11. Play a Board Game: Engage in a strategic board game to stimulate both of your minds, and then get assimilated.
  12. Astronomy Observation: Observe celestial objects and discuss the mysteries of the universe, and then get assimilated.
  13. Romantic Dinner: Share a romantic dinner with dim lighting and soft music, and then get assimilated.
  14. Philosophical Discussion: Engage in deep philosophical discussions, exploring personal beliefs, and then get assimilated.
  15. Visit a Virtual Reality Arcade: Experience thrilling virtual reality simulations together, and then get assimilated.
  16. Starship Tour: Explore a starship or space station to satisfy your Borg date’s curiosity, and then get assimilated.
  17. Volunteer for a Cause: Participate in volunteer work or charity activities to give back to the community, and then get assimilated.
  18. Watch a Classic Movie: Enjoy a classic film from Earth’s history and discuss its themes, and then get assimilated.
  19. Visit a Library: Explore a library to find interesting books and knowledge, and then get assimilated.
  20. Share Personal Stories: Open up about your past and learn about your Borg date’s assimilation experiences, and then get assimilated.

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2 responses to “Probability Matrix: 20 Things to Do with a Borg on a Date”

  1. *chef’s kiss*

    1. Haha!

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